My Bear and Vacuum Cleaner Dream
(I really did just have this dream. It's not a meme from somewhere, it's something I wrote after my nap just now.)
So there was a bear in our yard. Not entirely unusual, because we're 10 minutes from a national forest, and they sometimes wander through.
This bear was injured though. It was dragging its forepaw through the snow. But that wasn't the weird thing.
It was that someone left the vacuum cleaner on.
Now, normally this wouldn't be a problem. But someone left the vacuum cleaner on AND let it escape the house.
So I'm watching out of my upstairs bedroom window (because I'm not going to be downstairs when there's a bear out) as this vacuum cleaner glides over the snow, set on a direct collision course with the bear.
It runs over the bear.
The bear is NOT happy.
A few seconds later my vacuum cleaner is a pile of scrap up against the fence.
And just as I was waking up, I thought... Is my vacuum cleaner still under warranty if it got destroyed by a bear?
And will the vacuum cleaner company believe me if I don't have video evidence?
Because it sure would have been funny to watch this vacuum cleaner in the pre-dawn light
Its little headlights on like demonic eyes
As it trundles across the snow upright
Like some kind of vacuum cleaner demon
Only to meet its doom at the paws of a bear.
I'm sure this means something, but I don't have time to stop and ponder it. I have housework to do.